The Second Quasi-Annual Call-In Show: (402)-979-6685

In which your host revives his Google Voice phone number for an ultra-intimate call-in session. Questions about anthropology? Questions about your life, or love life? Questions about Georgia: The Country? Questions about Georgia: The State. NO. Nobody understands or can pretend to understand the State of Georgia.

Intro Music: Gimme A Call Chance The Rapper (feat. SOX & Taylor Bennett)
Outro Music: Party LineThe Kinks

Season 2, Episode 5: Adli Adian (Indonesia)

In which your host interviews an actual human — a college freshman studying in Bandung, Indonesia — and learns a shit ton about the largest archipelago in the world.

Intro Music: Shave - Enon
Entrance Music: Indonesia Theme/Medieval (Civilization 6 OST) - Rejang Dewa; Bapang Selisir
Outro Music: Range Life - Pavement

Campus Tour - Keith Petit (Creighton University/Omaha)

In which your host holds forth on his afternoon on the campus of the alma mater he hasn't visited in twelve years, and the ways in which academics are being swiftly undermined by corporate interests, and nobody seems to notice or care as long as the basketball team keeps winning.

Intro Music: Modern World - The Modern Lovers
Outro Music: Modern World - Wolf Parade Find Dr. Fidel Fajardo-Acosta here. Find his fake students here.

Send Nudes - Keith Petit (Tinder)

Now armed with a fully functional (but malware-riddled) laptop, your host delivers what will be his last unhinged Howard Beale tirade for a good long while, pending the arrival of our next guest from Paraguay. This time, he tackles perhaps his least favorite subject other than President Trump’s latest tweet: online dating.

Intro Music: Cinnamon Girl - Neil Young
Outro Music: Love the One You’re With - Crosby, Stills, and Nash


The Warehouse of Forgotten Dreams - Keith Petit (Omaha)

All of your host's laptops are now dead. He recorded this jeremiad using a lavalier microphone plugged into a smartphone and spent the ensuing 18 hours trying to figure out how the hell to post it to this website. He hopes it delivers on some level. Your host must now return to warehouse.


Intro Music: The Warehouse Song - The Extraordinaires
Outro Music: Dirty Water - The Standells

The Voodoo That We Do/Leaders 2 Kings - Keith Petit (Omaha)

In which your host, in the midst of his anthropological digging, reflects on the first hundred pages of The Golden Bough by James George Frazer, considers the role of superstition and magical thoughts in modern America (and modern American baseball), and narrates some strange regal tales from the old world.

Intro Music: Voodoo Lady - Ween
Outro Music: City Hall - Tenacious D

Season 2, Episode 4: The Serbian Clusterfuck (feat. /u/Silver_Testelone)

In which your host confronts his former Serbian internet adversary (see last week's drama) and, in piecemeal fashion, actually finds some common ground with the man despite a lot of weird death threats and penis amputation fantasies that came your host's way via intermediaries as a consequence of attempting to invite a Serbian on the show.

Intro Music: Walk on Gilded Splinters - Paul Weller
Entrance Music: Samo Jedna Noz - Dah
Outro Music: Feel Alright - Steve Earle

A Stateless Man - Keith Petit (Omaha)

In which your host ruminates on the purpose of pointless work, extols the virtues of manual labor, unfurls a new plan of attack, blames the United States Postal Service for sabotaging a love affair of yore, and previews (with no small amount of dread) his upcoming guest list.

Intro Music: Do Anything You Wanna Do - Eddie & The Hot Rods
Outro Music: Half A Canyon - Pavement